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No Billy no!
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Dec 10th
Lady GaGa on Relationships.
Reporter asks, "What do you look for in a partner?"
Gaga says, "A big dick."
Reporter, "Anything else?"
Gaga, "Nope."
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What. A. Big. Fucking Dirty-Ole
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November 2009
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I just spilt half a cup of water on the tiles, and...
Its not lazyness, its scientific experimentation!
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My Quote of the Day
inothernews: jaimeleigh: rypurt: Robbert Pattinson is what would happen if Zoolander came true. Heh.
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mliaverage: Today, I went to the store to buy several things. At the checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, “PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX.” The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word ‘tampax’ for the word ‘thumbtacks.’ He came back on the intercom with: “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR...
Nov 11th
F this, nothing on Facebook to do. Im going to...
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boiled peanuts ftw!
geenzterrr: funsizedcherryripe: (via geenzterrr) I have never, ever heard of these. What are they like?  hahah just salty, wet peanuts XD they’re in the fruit and veg section, in the fridges  lolz, you like wet salty nuts :-P
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October 2009
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Oct 25th
so......I just looked into the bag i packed for...
I found one pair of clothes(no underwear), Morgan my teddy bear, my Coon hat, Converse, socks, and i had put all of my Cd’s in my car. It’s comforting to know i can organise well under pressure.
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so there's a "ROAD CLOSED - LOCAL TRAFFIC ONLY"...
geenzterrr: greeeattt I saw that. you should be right. The McCabes are rooted though. all that hay! :-P
Oct 19th
Remember when Virgin Blue was giving away those 25... →
planettampon: Well—spoiler alert—the stupid bitch who won the competition chose the holiday vouchers and the cash. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I WOULD KILL TO GO INTO SPACE. FOR FREE. I am in debt and $50K and a couple of round the world trips would be awesome BUT HELLO ANTI-GRAVITY SPINNING FUN HAPPY TIMES. VACUUM PACKED FOOD. EVERYTHING IS LIKE MASH POTATO. EXCEPT ITS OWN FLAVOUR. SPACE....
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