Tue
Nov
17
I am not an animal!
Mon
Nov
16
Sat
Nov
14
omfg. bailey have you seen this one??
you’re just jealous rob
sif lol. i can actually play the guitar…..
My Quote of the Day
Robbert Pattinson is what would happen if Zoolander came true.
Heh.
day maker.
Wed
Nov
11
Today, I went to the store to buy several things. At the checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, “PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX.” The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word ‘tampax’ for the word ‘thumbtacks.’ He came back on the intercom with: “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?” I laughed for ten minutes. MLIA
F off. that never happened, its an actual joke. dont be lazy and write up stuff that actually happened!
